1. You need to click on “Friends In Common” to remember who the person is.
2. Over 50 percent of their status updates refer their level of intoxication on the weekend and how many Tequila shots they did.
3. Excessive attempted “cuteness” in status updates. For example, MiXiNg CaPiTaLs WiTh LoWeR cAsE fOr No ApPaReNt ReAsOn or employing elaborate emoticons ~(^.^)~
4. Poor grasp of grammar, such as inserting unnecessary apostrophes in status updates and using the wrong their/there/they’re.
5. Nauseating displays of affection by couples on their walls, particularly in light of the lack of a “dislike” or “gag” option for the suffering public. Sweet nothings are whispered for a reason.
6. Persistent and confusingly irrelevant invites to groups, virtual farms, zombie wars or fan pages.
7. When it becomes evident that they only requested your friendship to promote their new pyramid scheme business venture.
8. A friend request from someone with over 1,000 friends. When they have so many, they don’t need you.
9. When they join groups or become fans of things that are repugnant to you, for example, becoming a “fan” of A Current Affair.
10. No reason at all. It’s Facebook. You can do what you like.
1 comment:
hahaha you are spot on, especially #2 & #6, it's a huge letdown when you see 5 notifications and they're all about farmville. (hope my grammar's correct)
You forgot to mention people who have to share what they're currently doing, especially via mobile phone. example: Joe Bloggs is sitting on tram on the way to work. Wow man, thanks for the update, now my day is complete.
Hey it's Chris btw, from Kristy's housewarming, add me on fb if you want (Chris Whitty). I dOn'T dO aNy Of ThOsE aNnOyInG tHiNgS
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